January 2012
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December 2011
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Merry Christmas
Dashing thru the snow… on a V8 wonder sled… crashing into trees… coz I’m off my fucking head… been smoking Santa’s pipe… a dozen beers or more… I’m heading to the red light zone to get myself a whore….. OH…… jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa’s smoking weed… Mrs. Claus is on the floor… she’s overdosed on...
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November 2011
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British Sex Insurance
Ever wondered where to go to get the best sexual insurance policies? Try the following
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life ?
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila’s Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with...
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Outdoor Sex Etiquette - A Humorous Look at a... →
sound advice I reckon :-)
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October 2011
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joke. [bad]
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga...
I don't think I've ever really done 'Follow...
alexkingstonsrampantrabbit:
Then I got to thinking, I’ve only ever had a handful in all the time I’ve been on tumblr, so maybe some of the blogs I love are the same. That would be a great shame if the case.
I hope you all got lots of new followers :)
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[X]Pendapalooza5 this weekend !
Looking for something to do this halloween weekend? Social Empire members will participate in the [X]Pendapalooza5 this weekend if you are so inclined. it is a fest of buying shares in people and making new introductions - be warned, it can get frenetic. It is not too late to join Empire Avenue, just click http://empireavenue.com/AT0MIC?t=urjlvz7e , List yourself (and earn 2,000e as a free starter...
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Men are Happier :-)
Your last name doesn’t change. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky....
Just seen an interesting bit of copyright...
bolly89:
alexkingstonsrampantrabbit:
All images are protected under copyright law. All rights reserved. Purchasing a photo does not grant any right to copy or reproduce the photo in any way.(I.E photoshop, manips, edits or just plain posting images without permission)
If you are interested in any other uses of these images, please contact the owner for pricing and rights.
Well that’s...
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Jellied Cows Feet
INGREDIENTS:
24 Oz / 700g calves feet ( can use pigs trotters instead )
8oz / 225g veal shanks (can use lean pork if using trotters_
3 carrots, pared
i sheet aspic
1 onion, cut in quarters
2 stalks celery
2 bay leaves
5 peppercorns
3 whole allspice
2 cloves garlic, crushed
water
1 tablespoon salt
4 Oz / 100g chopped fresh parsley
5 floz / 150ml vinegar
lemon (cut into wedges)...
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Hogs Head Snaps
Hogs Head Snaps !
Hogs Head Snaps
1 Pig’s / hog’s head
4 to 5 quarts cold water
4 teaspoons salt
4 teaspoons dried sage
600g / 1lb 4 oz 3 cups cornflour / yellow corn meal
Separate one hog’s head into halves, if not dressed by your butcher you need to remove eyes and brains. Scrape the head and clean thoroughly. Place in large pan and cover with 4-5 quarts of...
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Squirrel Supreme
SQUIRREL SUPREME
Now this is something different at a dinner party
2 small Squirrels
Sea salt
Rendering from 1 8oz / 250g sliced pork belly
1 medium Pineapple peeled, sliced and then cut into chunks
Juice of 1 Lemon
1/2 tsp Nutmeg
Juice from Pineapple
1pint / 475 mL Chicken stock
1 medium Onion
Plain flour
Toss the cut up squirrels in seasoned flour. Brown the meat well in...
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Banana and Worm Bread
Now here is something different for the table :-)
120 g / 4 oz Lard (or Margarine)
180 g / 6oz Demerara sugar
2 bananas, mashed
475 g / 1Lb plain flour
1 t baking soda
1 t salt
120 g / 4 oz chopped almonds (can substitute other nuts)
2 eggs
80g / 2 oz dry-roasted worms (can substitute mealworms)
Mix together all ingredients, being careful not to...
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Sighting possibilities of the ISS from Gloucester,... →
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Brain Balls Recipe
The following recipe was used as a garnish for Mock Turtle Soup (recipe found in Fannie’s Last Supper)
This is an odd recipe to start with since one simmers a calf’s head cut into five pieces to make a broth but the finishing garnish is even stranger, fried brain balls! They are actually quite good – just be sure to tell your guests what they are after they have eaten them!
BRAIN...
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“Sheeps Feet Recipe To make the best Sheeps Feet
To fricate Sheeps-feet. Take...”
– Andy Reeley
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The Problem
the problem had been with cars. The disadvantages involved in pulling lots of black sticky slime from out of the ground where it had been safely hidden out of harm’s way, turning it into tar to cover the land with, smoke to fill the air with and pouring the rest into the sea, all seemed to outweigh the advantages of being able to get more quickly from one place to another – particularly when...
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3 Amazing Apples
1. The one in the Garden of Eden that Eve gave to Adam
2. The one that gave Isaac Newton a Headache
3. Steve Jobs
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Reblog if you're touching an apple product right...
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Iceland - Katla. Look and guess where the volcano... →
Katla seems to be waking up, major quake storm around it yesterday and today
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Whovians:
the-scoobies-have-the-phone-box:
After one week without Doctor Who:
After two weeks without Doctor Who:
A month:
During the Christmas special:
Upon realizing we have to wait an entire year for another episode:
When people ask why we’re so depressed:
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The Sun puts the wrong spin on a true Dr Who story
According to The Sun, Lloyd Pack broke his leg just days before filming began on the episode, requiring the scripts being rewritten to place his character, John Lumic, in a wheelchair.[10] Writer Tom MacRae told Doctor Who Magazine in issue #369 that no rewrites were necessary: the script had always had Lumic in a wheelchair as this became part of his motivation for creating the Cybermen given...
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